L: I’ll roll. Right, if this is another difficult it’ll be unbelievable… Two. Difficult. Crap! All of ours have been difficult! Sorry Charlotte.
Ch: S’ok… Err, it’s quite hard but not too difficult.
B: Is it an all play?
B: Chris you’re up.
C: Oh yeh… Ok...
L: Wait for the timer, Chris.
C: ERR have I drawn anything? No.
L: Wait, wait – it takes ages to run back down – wait… aaand… go! Ok... sea, waves, err… waves -
M: Beach, shore… bay –
L: Cove –
Ch: YES! Cove!
C: What?! How the f*** did you get that?
L: An excellent drawing.
C: Show us then. What is that?! Who would get cove from THAT? That is NOT cove.
L: Well obviously it is because we just got it. We’re just on the same wave length aren’t we team?
B: Ok well, we let you get that. We’ll get the next one.
C: Yeh if they don’t cheat.
L: Right, Mum it’s your go.
M: Pass the dice then, Chris. Four. All play. Ok. Can do.
B: There’s no way we won’t get this, Chris.
L: Mum, you need to give him the card then.
M: Oops oh yeh.
C: Well that’s not fair because you’ve had extra thinking time now.
M: Oh shurrup.
B: Doesn’t matter, Chris - we’ve got this.
L: Don’t draw anything until the timer’s ready… aaannd… wait… go! Err –
Ch: House, home –
L: Garden, two houses, umm... garden –
C: Garages, parking space, space, err... parking lot?! Err, park -
L: Garden, field -
M: Mm, mm –
C: Mum stop making noises.
M: I’m not!
B: Focus Chris!
L: Garden, space, empty space, plot of land –
Ch: Land for sale, plot –
M: Mm -
C: Stop communicating!
L: Plot, vacant plot –
M: Yes! Vacant plot.
C: Vacant plot?! You were blatantly cheating!!
And so it continued until the girls won. And that is why Dad refuses to play Pictionary.